Dude, Yer Gettin' a Frothy Binger
Does this look someone who smokes a lot of pot?
If your answer is "No, he looks like he smokes a lot of crack," then you're thinking the same thing I was...
...Until I read this evening that he was arrested for marijuana possession in NYC. I'm glad the authorities are going easy on the guy but I hope Dell takes this opportunity to fire his ass. A few months ago, I had an AOL/IM chat with the Dell Dude chat bot and we touched on an interesting subject:
Uhhzoomzip: so what are you planning to do with your new celebrity image?
DellDudeSteven: who knows, know what i'm sayin'?
Uhhzoomzip: yeah I know what you're sayin'
DellDudeSteven: yeah u know what i am sayin'? i dunno.
Uhhzoomzip: are you selling drugs to children now?
DellDudeSteven: am who selling drugs to children now?
Uhhzoomzip: yeah
DellDudeSteven: k
Uhhzoomzip: ok
DellDudeSteven: aha.
Uhhzoomzip: yup
DellDudeSteven: yea!
Uhhzoomzip: alright!
DellDudeSteven: yeah, all right!
Uhhzoomzip: how long were you in rehab?
DellDudeSteven: i don't know... how long was i in rehab?
Uhhzoomzip: i was thinking 3 years with 2 more to go
DellDudeSteven: were u really thinking 3 years with 2 more to go?
Uhhzoomzip: I bet they wouldn't let you have computer access
DellDudeSteven: yeah?
Uhhzoomzip: hey can I have your home address?
DellDudeSteven: what a weird question! who knows?
Uhhzoomzip: i still want to kick you in the shins
DellDudeSteven: 4 real?
Uhhzoomzip: 4 real man, dude
DellDudeSteven: interesting
